Every week, I submit intelligent, witty, and oh-so-clever captions to The New Yorker for their Cartoon Caption Contest.
They haven’t chosen one of my captions yet which can only reasonably be explained by the fact that they’re “too brilliant” and it would be unfair to the other participants. But one day I’ll win and then immediately update my resumé to include, “Writer – The New Yorker”.
Update 9/23/2022:
It’s official. I have now been published in The New Yorker.
